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Forever Alone - You Keep Coming Back Tee

$22.99
Colors: Old Gold
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This tee speaks with dry humor and steady confidence. Soft, mid-weight cotton sits close to the body without clinging, while bold white lettering delivers a blunt, playful message up front — “You keep coming back / So obviously, I’m not the problem” — and the back reads “Forever Alone.” Wear it on lazy weekends, low-effort coffee runs, or nights out when you want to send a quiet, sardonic signal. The neutral, warm tone pairs easily with denim or layered under a jacket. It’s for people who appreciate deadpan wit and don’t mind making others do a double take. Comfortable, breathable, and built to keep its shape, this shirt becomes part of the wardrobe rotation for anyone who leans into self-aware humor.

Product Type: Tee
Theme/Features: Deadpan humor; bold white script text; warm, earthy color
Target Audience: Fans of sarcastic, ironic apparel; people who enjoy low-key statements; late-20s to 40s casual wearers
Occasions: Casual hangouts, coffee dates, casual nights out, small gatherings


Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar that keeps its shape and resists stretching
- DTG and DTF printed text for crisp, long-lasting graphics on front, sleeve and inner neck
- Tear-away label and classic relaxed fit for comfortable, irritation-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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